What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 01:49

Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die