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08.06.2025 00:25
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
How do I change a truck’s engine oil?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?
Minds and Behinds
No way
Still no good
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
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Just Forget it!
Why is there so much evil in the world?
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.